Photo Critique Gifts

"Oh no!...they printed my picture from my drivers license!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Rise of Modern Art

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"He's left out the staples"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Tilted painting

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'