Image Consultant Fan Gifts

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"So, how's your other half?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

Stick Bandit

Missing Sock

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Might Work, Might Not.

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

Style Consultant

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?