Grim Imagery Fan Gifts

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

Tiny Visions

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Covid Boarding Pass

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Might Work, Might Not.

"You took your time!"

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Covid Art

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

Grim Warning

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Grim Reaper in trainers.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

Grim Reaper and Covid

"And the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after, until they grew old and grey. Now listen, here comes the best part!"