Grim Comedy Fan Gifts

"Ha ha ha. So true."

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

The Runner

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

Cards Galore.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

Delta and Omicron Race

"Ah, sweatpants."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"Hold on a second there, Roger; Ken's raised some very good points."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Covid Boarding Pass