Grim Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Covid Boarding Pass

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Grim Warning

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.