Grim Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Delta and Omicron Race

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Covid Boarding Pass

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"That wasn't very funny!"

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Grim Warning

Grim Reaper in trainers.