Grim Humor Fan Gifts

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"Someone to see you!"

"And the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after, until they grew old and grey. Now listen, here comes the best part!"

Grim Warning

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

Covid Boarding Pass

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Sheet Music

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

Covid Art

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'