Grim Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'Ooo, that one, Dad That One'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Covid Boarding Pass

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'