Grim Humor Fans Gifts

Death Goes For A Jog

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

Covid Boarding Pass

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

Grim Warning

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

Covid Art

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'