Grim Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'Ooo, that one, Dad That One'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

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'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Delta and Omicron Race

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Covid Boarding Pass

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."