Grim Humor Appreciator Mugs

'I thought we always had a deal.'

Delta and Omicron Race

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Covid Boarding Pass

Tom Bowler

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

The Last Powerpoint

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

'Just as I suspected, you don't have a serious bone in your body.'

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

Grim Warning

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."