Grim Humor Appreciator Prints

'I thought we always had a deal.'

Delta and Omicron Race

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Tom Bowler

Covid Boarding Pass

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Grim Warning

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."