Grim Humorist Prints

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Watch me kill this shot..."

"That wasn't very funny!"

'If I were you I'd come back when he's in a better mood.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'That's right, Peters... Cancel ALL of my appointments, buy a Ouija board, and learn how to use it. I'll be in touch.'

Grim Reaper and the Economy.

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Pet Cemetery.

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Covid Boarding Pass

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"