Grim Comedy Fans Mugs

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Coping with Normalcy

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Covid Boarding Pass

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

Covid Art

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Grim Warning

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

Grim Reaper in trainers.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."