Grim Humor Fan Pillows

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"Someone to see you!"

"And the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after, until they grew old and grey. Now listen, here comes the best part!"

Grim Warning

"You're right, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for this - this is going to kill you."

"We have a special this week. You have your choice of being nuggets, tenders, or strips."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Covid Boarding Pass

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Sheet Music

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.