Grim Humour Enthusiast Pillows

"Good luck, kid. . . you're gonna need it!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Delta and Omicron Race

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Covid Boarding Pass

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Rowan Atkinson.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

Drought in Sixth Week

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

Baywatch (British style)