Grim Humour Enthusiast Pillows

"Good luck, kid. . . you're gonna need it!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

John Cleese.

"Someone to see you!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Covid Boarding Pass

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Rowan Atkinson.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'You wanted a second opinion?'

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Drought in Sixth Week

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Ricky Gervais.

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Baywatch (British style)