Grim Humor Lover Pillows

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"You took your time!"

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

'Relax, it's not you...but your transmission is toast.'

'Come on in! You're just in time!'

"Procrastinator!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Pet Cemetery.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Delta and Omicron Race

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"That wasn't very funny!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."