Grim Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"By the way, I know a funny version of that joke."

'Relax. After a hard day of reaping, I need a cold one

Death tune

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"Well, yeah, I suppose age is just a number...and unfortunately, yours is up!"

Grim Reaper and Covid

"I am so scared of the injection needle!"

Death Launches Covid

Covid Boarding Pass

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"I believe this social distancing thing is totally overblown."

"Relax, it's not for you. I'm here for you 401 (k)."

Life insurance salesman running away from a man being chased by the Grim Reaper.

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Doomscrolling

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Race ya ..."

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Someone to see you!"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Grumpy old merry men.

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Delta and Omicron Race

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Self-help books for cynics'