Avatar Architect Gifts

FacadeBook

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"We need to find more stable housing."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Birdbath & Beyond

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

'The problem with facebook is that sooner or later, everybody figures out you're a dog.'

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

End of the carrier pigeon.

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'