Avatar Enthusiast Gifts

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'Let's keep this hush-hush. Have your avatar talk to my avatar.'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Framed Lady

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Diego Velasquez

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I like to keep things simple."

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"But is it..?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'