Avatar Enthusiast Prints

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

'Let's keep this hush-hush. Have your avatar talk to my avatar.'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Framed Lady

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Diego Velasquez

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I like to keep things simple."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"But is it..?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."