Avatar Admirers Prints

"Hey! That's not Roger. It's his avatar."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Shell Fire

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Starbucks Siren

Babe in the woods!

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

The caricature of Dorian Gray

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

I told you not to touch its belly.

'We were matched by computer.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Alan Turing

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

'The problem with facebook is that sooner or later, everybody figures out you're a dog.'

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'