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What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.
"I think I prefer your online presence."
Shepherd and eurydice
"Bond James, Bond."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
They hated me.
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
Showbiz Awards
Benedict Cumberbatch
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
"Meet the author"
Claus 2.0
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
'They all want to play the star.'
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"Look what I found, dad!"
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
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