Idea Architect Gifts

'What this company needs are some new and original old-fashioned ideas.'

Team Leader

"From my long experience in start-ups, I can explain how inflated your inflated claims can be before they cross the line."

Think Differently

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

Lateral Thinking

Human Brain

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Gentlemen ...At this company we do NOT think outside the box."

The Doorway to Ideas

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Bulb

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Brainstorm in progress.

The Day Dreamer.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Windmill

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."