Agenda Architects Gifts

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Team Leader

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

The Doorway to Ideas

Human Brain

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

Bulb

Thinking outside the box.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

'I've got a tight schedule.'