Agenda Guru Gifts

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Empty box of ideas

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Much ado list"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Never ending to do list

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."