Agenda Setter Gifts

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

Optometrist meeting agenda gets smaller on each line.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Time Clock

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

'Is he expecting you?'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"Help! Set me free!"

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."