Appointment Scheduler Gifts

'I've had to book my appointment two weeks in advance, so we'll both sit here until I feel unwell.'

"It took me over two months to get an appointment."

God's secretary.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Hair Traffic control.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Am I the first one here?'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Lost Diary'

Time Clock

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Is he expecting you?'

"Appointments. Disappointments."