School Scheduler Gifts

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Don't you hate...

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Walking To School Simulator

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

'Is he expecting you?'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'