School Time Strategist Gifts

'-or how about the end of September when the kids are back at school?'

Walking To School Simulator

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Will eat your homework for $.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'That's the bell for round two.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'