School Day Strategists Gifts

'If the school can send in substitute teachers, how come we can't send in substitute students?'

Computer Room.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Walking To School Simulator

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'...All profits are local.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'I don't have a dog, but I do have a dog app that eats my homework.'

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"I try to get a head start on them."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.