Scheduling Gifts

Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

Time Run

Project Managers in Hell

Child on a schedule.

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

It's not your day.

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Living by the Clock

Clock in, Clock out.

"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."

"I'm tired of running Martha."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Time getting away

'To be honest, the whole of March is a bit of a no-go.'

Punctuality Protest