Scheduling Gifts

Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

Time Run

Project Managers in Hell

Child on a schedule.

It's not your day.

Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I'm tired of running Martha."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

Living by the Clock

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

Punctuality Protest

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Man running after a watch.

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.