Schedules Gifts

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Am I the first one here?'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'Is he expecting you?'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."