Schedule Gifts

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

God's Sticky Notes

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Outstanding Time Management

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!