Schedule T-Shirts

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

God's Sticky Notes

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Am I the first one here?'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'