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Project Managers in Hell

"Your 1:00, 1:02, 1:04,1:06....appointments are here."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Failure/Due Diligence

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Empty/Full

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Deadlines, Inc.

Time Clock

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?