Schedule Wizard Prints

Project Managers in Hell

"Your 1:00, 1:02, 1:04,1:06....appointments are here."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Empty/Full

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Father Time Management