Scheduling Wizard T-Shirts

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

Good luck without an appointment. They'll never let you through.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Failure/Due Diligence

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

Empty/Full

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Am I the first one here?'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo