Scheduling Wizard T-Shirts

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

Good luck without an appointment. They'll never let you through.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Failure/Due Diligence

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Took On Too Much

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

God's Sticky Notes

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Empty/Full

'Am I the first one here?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.