Scheduling Savvy T-Shirts

"Eastern or Central Standard time?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Time Clock

'Lost Diary'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."