Schedule Savior T-Shirts

"Sorry, my calendar is full."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Am I the first one here?'

'Lost Diary'

Time Clock

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

S.O.S. vaccine

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

Life Tetris

"Help! Set me free!"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Panic Button

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

Houdini 2019

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Vaccine

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

Realistic Timetable