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"At least these trains are on time...!"

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'Lost Diary'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"Apart from cost, new programmes will seriously reduce screening time for repeats..."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Time Is Money

"I love your optimism."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Binge Watch

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Tax Collector

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Anton Bruckner.

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

Deadly sales figures...

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'I can answer your tax question but you have to stop crying first.'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'