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'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

Welcome to my cellar!

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Priest and mobile

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'I'll be away for a few days, sir - I'm attending a conference of conference organizers.'

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Landing on your feet.

Great customer care is not optional.

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Afro hairdressing.

Large hi fi.