Seance Savant Mugs

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Welcome to my cellar!

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Priest and mobile

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'I'll be away for a few days, sir - I'm attending a conference of conference organizers.'

Landing on your feet.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Great customer care is not optional.

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Afro hairdressing.

Large hi fi.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'You'll be asked to rate my service after the meal, so could you give me a little hint just how much you expect from me?'