Session Savant Mugs

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Someone who knows apostrophes

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

TV-Man

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

The Plasmas.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Piggy Bank ATM

"God, I love this show!"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

The Adventures of Grammar Man

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Mind control

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"Cool game!"

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'