System Savant Mugs

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

TV-Man

Where was I?

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

The Plasmas.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

The Music Lover.

Taking to the sky...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'