Sale Savant Mugs

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"How much are these?"

Christmas Sale: Starts November!!

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"There's more inside."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Sell South Africa!'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Butterfly Sales

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Look at these silly doorbuster promos for flat-screens and webcams. So? Tree's Trees. I'm not battling Black Friday traffic for a few bucks off junk I don't want. I hope someone does. I'm offering half off poinsettias for the first 25 customers. Tree's Tree Nursery. They're my gatebusters. Junk plants no one really wants.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Always bought low.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

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