Sales Strategy Savant Mugs

Larry's used art

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Brick Salesman

Gerald Ratner's return

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'Sell South Africa!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Entertainment systems

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I say we try it.'