Sale Savants Mugs

"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Sell South Africa!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'But what do you sell?'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"How much is the sign?"

'Always bought low.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'