Sale Lover Mugs

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Fear/Knowledge

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Big Data Tonight

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Larry's Literary Market

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Last Chance for Everything.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Radiant, yet flammable.

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"How much is the sign?"

Likes Charts Likes Pie

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''