Sale Savants Gifts

"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Sell South Africa!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'But what do you sell?'

Butterfly Sales

"How much is the sign?"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Look at these silly doorbuster promos for flat-screens and webcams. So? Tree's Trees. I'm not battling Black Friday traffic for a few bucks off junk I don't want. I hope someone does. I'm offering half off poinsettias for the first 25 customers. Tree's Tree Nursery. They're my gatebusters. Junk plants no one really wants.

'Always bought low.'

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."