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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"How much are these?"

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'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"There's more inside."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Sell South Africa!'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Always bought low.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

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"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"